Decisions, Decisions

While I am waiting for my Wollmeise to get here I am going to occupy myself with torturing the animals. However, with so many wonderful animal torture devices, I am having trouble making a decision. So, look here, skip over the baby hat obviously, and help me decide. I am leaning toward the ninja or the beret, just because some of those look like a lot of work and the ninja hat would be harder for them to get off.

Also, more uselessness.

The pattern is called DoKnit, of course. It is now hanging on the wall underneath what else but a beautiful piece of "art" that involves a mouse and a doughnut that looks exactly like this one.

And then,

Yes, they are cute, but I hate them. For such small things, they caused me a ridiculous amount of trouble. I had to rip them not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES! That is just stupid.

I am also working on a cat toy right now. It is my mission to find a toy that my cats will play with, one I don't have to buy at Petsmart and that is not a rabbit fur ball. It is impossible, I am aware. So basically, very soon I will have a cat toy to give away.